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What is essex?
a whole county full of retards. No one knows how a whole county turned out so disfigured and wrong.
eww, he looks like he's from essex
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Essex - what is it?
a shithole full of hoes called sharon or tracy who think they look buff in fake burberry n louis vuitton n who can't talk properly cause they r busy suckin cocks
Sharon:Alrite Trace
Tracy:fine fanks ta but i cant talk na ive got me mouf full
What does "essex" mean?
A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.
"I'm from Essex innit? I'm such an Essex slag! Everyone in Essex wears burberry!"
Essex - what does it mean?
1. County in the SouthEast of England.
2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.
"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."
"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."
Essex - meaning
The richest county in England. Also the best. No-one messes with Essex girls. And yes all of them are blonde, i will admit that being a NATURALLY blonde essex girl.There are a lot of chavs in essex, but not hardly as many as there are in places like devon. at least our chavs dont drive tractors. we don't all wear louis vuitton and burberry.
essex girl: ' All the other slags in this country are just jealous because THEY'RE not from essex, that's why they say we're sluts. '
Essex - definition
Blue class neighborhood in Maryland on the Chesapeake Bay that now, when the middle class that use to work in the steel mills is disappearing and all of the rich muthaf*&%ers from Washington, D.C. want to buy the property and put their boats on it.
My boat is now on the Chesapeake Bay in Essex, Maryland.
Essex - slang
your all wankers, i live in essex yer, and i dont know one person called sharon or tracy. it aint just got chavs either, theres grungers n'all. theres chavs n retards anywhere you go. i love essex, i fink its cool
Essex is a pucker county in england
Essex
A county in the South East of England, it is known predominantly for sales of Ford Escorts, and the additional "mods" that make these vehicles "tits". Heavily populated with Essex Girls, a civilisation all of their own, surviving mainly on the water content of alcopops and ingesting mainly proteins, ahem. Essex Boys are known for their smugness, usually because they get laid with far more frequency than their Northern counterparts.
"Oh mah gaaaawd dat car iz teeeetz dude. 'E must be such a geeza. Dyew fink e'll let me blow 'im? I 'ope so cuz aym kinda 'ungry innit. Ahhhhhhhh sale at Burberry! teeeeeeetz!"
Essex
South Eastern County bordering London, which despite popular belief, consists primarily of conservative voting middle – upper classes seeking an escape from the city. Unfortunately tainted by areas such as Romford and Southend, where the amount of chavs, scallies and other such fake – Burberry wearing scum are contained and looked down upon. Highlights include Chigwell, Loughton, Buckhurst Hill, Epping where the amount of real Armani, Versace, Prada and Gucci being worn, and Porsches, Jaguars and Ferrari’s on the roads have a value greater than the gross amount of money that vermin on state benefit, like those found in Romford, con from our government.
Areas with high houseprices, high avearage wage and at least one car of a value greater than 35K
Essex
1) much maligned county in south east england. canvey island, essex was one of the few places to submit a realistic bid against london for the 2012 olympics.
2) contains popular domestic holiday destinations such as southend, shoeburyness and basildon.
3) inhabitants also speak with what is considered the most aurally pleasing of english accents. it is also the most common tongue in places such as prague and benidorm.
1) people say that about essex cos its a cultural desert, innit!
2) our caravan in clacton-on-sea was torched last weekend!
3) chardonnnaaaahy, we goin to bluewortah dis sahndeee?
I dunnooaah kerrahy, aint lakeside nearah?