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What is eclaire?
When one violently vomits and shits at the same time. Leaving the individual's empty. Imagine squashing an eclair and watching the creamy center fly out of both ends.
Nick had food poisoning and eclaired all over my bathroom last night.
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Eclaire - what is it?
A sexual act where a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and shits on her head making the shit the chocolate the ejaculate the cream and the woman the bread
Sophie: David totally eclaired me last night
Michelle: eww that's gross
What does "eclaire" mean?
When your girl shits across the whole length of your cock and then puts the end in her mouth, causing jizz to squirt out into her mouth, representing the delicious dessert treat known as an eclair. Just put your mouth on the end of an open-ended eclair and succ as hard as you can, and you'll get the comparison. The "eclair" is considered to be "given" to the male from the female, and if it's two gay guys, it's toward the one who got the shit on their dick.
Gary: James! What's that brown and white mess over there on your bed?
James: Oh, that. That was from last night. Jenny was over, and she totally gave me an eclair!
Eclaire - what does it mean?
One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish. Don't forget a doily!
To make an eclair one fecal unit should be exerted onto a decorated plate, with a semen deposit neatly extracted onto the top of it.
Eclaire - meaning
Similar to when people call others 'Oreos' where someone is black on the outside but white and nerdy on the inside. An eclair is this: Black on top (skin color) White inside (Nerdy and uncool) yellow on bottom (small package) A major diss.
Dude Michael is such an eclair, i bet he still lives with his mom.
Eclaire - definition
An eclaire is a sex move involving three men. one man remains on his hands and knees throughout the entire process. The other two men take their penis's and stick them into the mouth and bum of the man on his hands and knees.
The man in the middle rocks back and forth until both men ejaculate into the holes that their penis has occupied for the past several minutes. chocolate icing is spread on the back of the man in the middle.
With the chocolate frosting, and cream coming out of both ends. The man will accuratly resemble your favourite dessert, an eclaire.
1. We all decided to try an eclaire today. when we were done he looked soo good that we both decided we would eat him.
2. That eclaire last night was the best one we have ever done together.
Eclaire - slang
An Éclair is a variation of the Blumkin. Instead of pooping however, one tries to vomit on top of the head of the lady sucking their penis at the time of orgasm. Creating a Glaze on top of the head, and filling the inside with cream.
If you want to give your lady an Eclair, this is how you would do it. When you start to feel like you are about to orgasm, stick your finger down your throat so you can vomit on your felaciator at the exact moment of your 'Ba struaghmp!' This skill may take time to coordinate, so practice at home before taking this signature move to the streets.
If you are ever successful in turning the misses into an éclair, you will have only moments until her initial shock wears off. We suggest you use this precious time to pull up your pants and run because she will attempt to murder you after she wipes off her glaze and spits out the cream filling. The combination of purging and exercise is also a great way to lose weight.
Eclaire
When a man cums as many times as he can inside a girl's pussy.
Fuck, Alastor's making me his eclair tonight.
Eclaire
An eclair is when a white male and anything with an anus engage in butt sex. The person on the receiving end of the pole then poops on the male counterpart's penis while the man ejaculates. The penis of the male is the bread of the eclair, the fecal matter is the chocolate on top, and the ejaculated white substance is the cream filling.
Savannah totally gave Sam an eclair last night.
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Release 2.1 of Google's Android.
2.0 was also called Eclair, but this release never made it to the market. Bluethooth, digital zoom, Maps, browser and contact lists were among the improvements compared to Donut.
Eclair is Android's biggest success so far (October 2010), Froyo might beat Eclair and is bound to beat iPhone as well.
A: Do you want an eclair?
B: Oh my, are we serving posh candy today?