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What is Blumkin?
taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock
Me and Susie blumkinated last night.
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Blumkin - what is it?
Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet
She gave me a blumkin
What does "Blumkin" mean?
getting a blowjob whilst taking a stinky Shit.
Anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.
Blumkin - what does it mean?
The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
Blumkin - meaning
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"
Blumkin - definition
(n.) A person that is a total asshole to everyone and doesn't realize it.
Sammy - Wanna order pizza?
Cam - Yeah, let's get sausage.
Brad - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS!!
Brad - I rule.
Sammy - That kid is such a blumkin.
Cam - Word.
Blumkin - slang
This is when some one, usually a male, masturbates whilst on the loo havin a shit.
Mum: You've bin ages in ther johnny. What you up to?
Johnny: I'm having a blumkin mum.
Mum: Ok then, judt don't be to long. Dinners ready in a minute. And wash your hands after!
Johnny: Yeh sure mum!
Blumkin
When a guy is given a blowjob while taking a shit and eating his favorite sandwich
"Vanessa totally gave me a blumkin for my birthday last night. Turkey and swiss, hells ya!
Blumkin
Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.
I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.
Blumkin
The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.
Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.