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What is blumkinated?
the act of receiving head while taking a shit
Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."
Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."
Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."
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Blumkinated - what is it?
To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.
While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"
What does "blumkinated" mean?
taking a nice shit while your woman is sucking your cock
Me and Susie blumkinated last night.
Blumkinated - what does it mean?
Getting a blowjob while taking a crap.
I was on the shitter smoking a fattie and that bitch came up and gave me a blumkin.
Blumkinated - meaning
Giving someone head while they are taking a dump on the toilet
She gave me a blumkin
Blumkinated - definition
The act of receiving a blowjob while on the toilet pooping.
Sandy gave Jerry a blumkin.
Blumkinated - slang
getting a blowjob whilst taking a stinky Shit.
Anthony really enjoyed it when christy gave him that blumkin last night.
Blumkinated
The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
Blumkinated
The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
"Bitch get your ass in here and give me a blumkin!"
Blumkinated
(verb) having received a blumkin, often in a particularly satisfying manor; see blumkin
person one "dude, sarah totally blumkinated me yesterday."
person two "dude, awesome."