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What is e-tarded?
Someone whose brain is fried from taking too much E.
"Don't roll every weekend or you'll become an e tard"
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E-tarded - what is it?
(Adv.) A state of mental confusion and severe short-term memory loss that follows in the wake of an ecstasy bender. One who is E tarded often exhibits the characteristics of being stoned. There is some debate as to whether e-tardedness is caused by ecstasy itself or by the effects of being awake, undernourished, and dehydrated for 24+ hours.
Sam: Hey Ann, you wanna call a cab?
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
What does "e-tarded" mean?
having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.
Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
E-tarded - what does it mean?
A condition which causes a person to rely on the internet for almost all of their daily needs, in effect becoming completely useless without it.
A condition which results in a person having no common sense and/or knowledge other than what is available to him or her on the internet.
Condtion which is self-inflicted by an e-tard.
"It's been 8 hours... get off the computer or you'll be come e-tarded!"
Whisper to a friend: "That guy at the party was glued to his Blackberry... Is he e-tarded?"
E-tarded - meaning
Describing a technological process, website or electronic device that doesn’t make sense, works poorly or doesn’t work at all.
Jeff: Did you check out that cool site I was telling you about?
Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
E-tarded - definition
the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.
AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.
E-tarded - slang
incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer
My friend Doug is totally e-tarded
E-tarded
A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!
I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!
E-tarded
e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.
E-tarded
The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.
Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?
Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.