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What is e-tard?
A person, usually over the age of 50, who doesn't know how to use the Internet.
My dad doesn't get e-mail. He's an e-tard.
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E-tard - what is it?
A person (particularly one at a rave) who takes extasy to the point of retardation (or so it seems).
"Havin fun at this rave?"
"I would be if it weren't for those e-tards constantly running into me!"
What does "e-tard" mean?
A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.
He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!
E-tard - what does it mean?
A kid, or an adult, normally over 13 that goes to raves and takes the drug ecstacy every single time. You can normally find them drooling over light shows and smelling Vick's vapor rub.
Boy: That girl is such an e-tard.
E-tard - meaning
The dumbshits who make ecstasy traffickers and manufacturers rich.
Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.
E-tard - definition
Someone's who's electronically challenged, and always relies on the local "computer expert" (you) to help them attach files to e-mails or download hentai. E-tards tend to be over 40 and have not once considered Googling their problem, due to the fact they might hurt themselves if they try.
They only understand your instructions after you simplify them at least three times, and never remember the names of anything related to computers. They only understand what the Start Menu is if you tell the it's "the little green button in the bottom-left corner that says Start". It is physically impossible for them to memorize and recall processes with more than three steps. Trying to help an e-tard do something more complicated than locate a file plays out like an Abbott and Costello routine from hell.
Over 95% of all e-tards use Windows (typically XP or Vista). This is due to the fact that when they bought their first computer, they didn't feel like overspending on something they wouldn't use. It's kind of ironic, since it'd probably easier for them to use a Mac (simpler design, sexy graphics everywhere).
However, the e-tard is not a creature to be hated for their ignorance, but pitied, and even sympathized with. Because, in about 30 years, when cyborgs take over the MindNet and you can't remember how to log off, you are going to be so fucked.
A typical exchange with the most common e-tard: your mother:
Your mom: Honey, how do I log out of your father's account?
You: Start Menu, click Log Off.
Your mom: Where's the Start Menu?
You: Click the Start Button.
Your mom: Where's that?
You: Bottom-left corner. It says start.
Your mom: Okay. Now what?
You: Click Log Off.
Your mom: Where's that?
You: *sigh* Lemme show you.
At this point, you walk over and log off for h-what the fuck? Did your dad really save goat porn to his desktop? Jesus Christ. How did he even find that without your help? And the filename is "goatporn_02". Subtle.
E-tard - slang
Individual whos use of ecstasy has made them stupid
I didn't understand a damn word you just said, e-tard.
E-tard
someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-retard
Check out all the e-tards giving each other massages in the dark dirty corner over there.
Or.
Damn, another e-tard party.
E-tard
The guy at a days inn running thru the hallway at 7 AM screaming, "THIS CARPET IS SO SOFT! ITS SO COMFY! YOU HAVE TO COME FEEL THIS!!!"
holy jeez. Trak is a complete e-tard right now. Can we just lock him out?
E-tard
1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.
2.those who are retarded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.
2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumbasses talking about nothing and giving eachother massages.