Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dry gulched?

When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".

Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.

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Dry gulched - what is it?

When you go down on a chick that doesn't want you to. So it's all dry.

I totally dry gulched that bitch last night!

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What does "dry gulched" mean?

To drag someone's face on a rough surface resulting in a pretty intense looking injury and scar. Cement and stucco work well.

Bitch went to curb stomp my buddy but I dry gulched his ass.
or
Better look out for I dry gulch the hell out of you.

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Dry gulched - what does it mean?

To hit someone in the nose or in the throat so hard that a person dies from it.

I dry-gulched Valerie.

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Dry gulched - meaning

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

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Dry gulched - definition

Anal sex without lube or warning. Ram her home!

"Last night i gave your mom the ol' dry gulch, kyle."

"After all.... blood is natures lube!"

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Dry gulched - slang

To knock someone out with a vase, frying pan or other handy object as they walk through the doorway.

Shhhh quiet! If he comes through the door, dry gulch him with that lamp.

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Dry gulched

Attacking someone by surprise, knocking someone out from behind, or ambushing somebody.

She got put in solitary for dry gulching her cellmate in the yard.

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Dry gulched

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

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Dry gulched

Ambushed

You got dry gulched.

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