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What is dry docking?When you have anal sex without lubrication. "Hey Steve, I think I'm gonna try dry docking Sarah tonight!!!" dry docking - videoDry docking - what is it?The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea. Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me! What does "dry docking" mean?Flushing the toilet and then turning off the water supply resulting in a dry toilet. Then you take a shit so it sticks directly to the bowl and will not come clean easily, especially if it's there for while. Jimmy gave my toilet a dry docking. I had to use an ice scraper to get the bowl clean. Dry docking - what does it mean?At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel". "After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom." Dry docking - meaningThe act of shutting off the water supply to a friend or foe's toilet (the knob / valve behind the toilet close to the floor) and the flushing the toilet to empty the bowl of all water. Jeffrey was mad at his friend Ryan's father. So when he was visiting their home, he used their restroom and pulled a dry dock. He did not have enough dung left though to also pull a upper decker. Dry docking - definitionThe act of anal sex performed without lube. Usually used in reference to someone who has been beaten badly at something or made to look stupid. Jeff just got sniped 5 times in a row. That guy is getting seriously dry-docked. Dry docking - slangTurn the toilet off at the wall, then flushing all the water out of the systern. Then stick an entire industrial role of toilet paper into the dry poo-hole. Then take the biggest stinkiest poo you've ever done in your life, preferably riding the horse backwards and leave the poo just sitting there on the porcelain. They charged bill $18 for two beers at the bar. He got his money's worth by dry docking the toilet. Dry dockingAfter their senior prom, Brad and Gina snuck off to the limousine for some heavy petting and dry docking. Dry dockingTo take a shit in a commode with no water in the bowl. I dry docked in her toilet! Dry dockingthe act of placing two penis head to head, where at least one penis has not been circumcised and rolling the foreskin from one penis onto and over the other. don't look! those nukes are dry docking! |
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