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What is drabble?
A form of stress suffered by all security officers, especially when they have to rush back and forth and are always forgetting things. One major symptom of Drabble's Disease is the constant going back and forth to retrieve something you forgot. The disease was named in honor of the world's greatest mall cop, Sergeant Ralph E. Drabble, Jr.
Ralph: Oh no, I've got to go to work here in a second. But I forgot my wallet. (He finds his wallet) Bye!
Rose: Bye Ralph, have a great day! (she sits down and starts reading)
Ralph: (coming back) Sorry, forgot my cell phone. Dang Drabble's Disease! Come to think of it, I forgot my lunch.
Rose: Drabble's Disease?! What in the world is that?
Ralph: Its what happens when mall cops get stressed. We forget everything. Its terrible! We have to do jumping jacks just to calm down.
Rose: Have you tried other forms of therapy?
Ralph: (he punches the air with anger) Yes, but I don't know what else helps. Darn mall cops! We don't know what to do when this hits.
Rose: Try massage or walking back and forth making healing noises. That's what always works for me! The more stressed you are, the harder it is.
Ralph: OK, maybe massage and Qigong would help. You sure know what you're talking about.
Rose: Sure, I've studied this stuff for years. Its not easy! But you've got to eaaaaaase away that Drabble's Disease.
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Drabble - what is it?
A name often assigned too hot young bucks, who in later life develop into mature stud muffins.
They often have a tendency to be drawn towards cars, in sexual way. To the point at which they would rather take their car for a good hard long ride, over letting their significant other ride the hell out of them.
Good natured and reliable you can always count of a Jack Drabble when in need.
"Hey Jack, What you drabbling ?"
"Not much just taking my ride for a dribble drabble around the block"
"No Worries Jack Drabble, I'm gonna go zeek it up for a bit"
What does "drabble" mean?
A back massage done by Ralph Drabble. Done by lying the receiver on their stomach and then stepping onto their back. Then asking them to arch up against your foot. It also helps if the back is walked on. A Drabble Stomp is one of the nicest ways to get a massage. It can be done if a Drabble Stand has not worked. So if you want to relax but your back wants to romp, soothe that sacrum with a Drabble Stomp!
Bryant: Hey guys, I need a Drabble Stomp, bad! My back hurts something crazy.
June: No problem, honey. Did you try a Drabble Stand?
Bryant: Yes, but it didn't work. (groans in pain) Oh boy, this is awful.
Ralph: Here, I'll Drabble Stomp you. (he stomps Bryant in the middle of his back) Now, stretch up against my foot. That's it, easy.
Bull: Hey, what's that? Is that some sort of weird massage? You know, my back's crazy hurting! How do you do this?
June: (saying as if she were a P.E. coach) Hit the deck! I'll show you how we do it. (she steps on Bull's back) Now, arch your back up against my foot. See? You 'stomp' your foot in the middle of the other person's back, and they arch up against your foot so that the back is stretched. That's how you do a Drabble Stomp.
Bull: Awesome! The guys at Apopka High would have loved this. I'll have to try it on some of my old boys sometime. Maybe Morris Middleton.
Ralph: Yeah, he'd love it. Drabble Stomps rule!
Drabble - what does it mean?
The area between the ballsack and the leg. Generally used to swipe your fingers between to pick up excess ballsweat in order to smoop a friend.
If I get really sweaty I stick my hand in my drabble and then smell it.
Drabble - meaning
A term used when one misunderstands the lyrics to a song and makes up a word out of thin air. Also known as a "Drabblism"
".....I wrote a letter full of drabble and tripe....."
Drabble - definition
When your big toe is smaller than your other toes. Little big toe!
Look at the drabbles on those feet!!! They are tiny. How do you get shoes to fit your Drabble feet!
Drabble - slang
A person who for no reason contacts all your exes to find out if you have ever lied to them.
Grenville has just gone totally Drabble on my ass
Drabble
A short piece of writing consisting wholly of 100 words - no more, no less. Generally used in fanfiction.
"I tried to write a drabble last night, but it was 2 words short, only 98!"
Drabble
(In the process of) writing a drabble.
I'm drabbling right now. Leave a message.
Drabble
A short piece of writing (usually fanfiction but sometimes original), usually no more than a 1000 words (although length is debatable) and often not bearing any real direction or plot. Drabbles are more often used to make a point about the characters or events involved, or to provide an introspection or specific point of view.
"I wrote a drabble fic about (insert own fandom). It's not very long but it shows how (insert name) would react to (insert event)."