Definder - what does the word mean?

What is dousch?

1. A bag for vaginal discharge at the end of the day

2. A complete fag

3. Something you jokingly call your friend when he/she is being retarded

1. "Hey Sally, can you help me find my dousch bag, some moron at that fourgy we had last night threw it somewhere..."

2. "Man, that guy in those fugly leather pants that tried to dance up on me at the club last night was a total dousche bag."

3. "Hey dousch bag, your cutting those carrots all wrong!!"

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Dousch - what is it?

Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...

The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...

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What does "dousch" mean?

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.

Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch

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Dousch - what does it mean?

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

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Dousch - meaning

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

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Dousch - definition

A person who kills a buz, or high.

Dude Pres. Bush is a huge dousche!

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Dousch - slang

Unreal, a player on Cho'gall on the game World of Warcraft, is called this often. It means "The Greatest PvPer alive"

Ünreal is a Dousch. Why does he even play this game.

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Dousch

Pronounced: Dou-sha

A general term for an asshole or douche who is driving a Porsche or similar style of car. A typical Dousche is driving like they have been blindfolded with the inside of their own asshole and gagged with their own scrotum, or looks like a general rat-fuck.

Passenger: Woah that ass just cut us off!

Driver: yeah WTF is that guys problem, driving like a complete dick in a fancy car.

Passenger: That guy is a complete Dousche.

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Dousch

A misspelling.

Some dumb shit Mat made up.

Doesn’t make any sense.

I bought these dousche glasses at the gas station for $5 bro! Total score!

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Dousch

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

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