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What is douche dick?
When a man is moody and obviously on his period but can't douche.
"Douglas C Maddy". Dude have u talked to Doug today. No why? Cuz Doug is being a total dick douche.
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Douche dick - what is it?
The act of inserting your penis in the vagina or anus of a sexual partner and urinating, resulting in the cleansing of the filled orifice.
Man, I stuck my cock in her ass and have her a dick douche. My balls were covered in brown liquid!
What does "douche dick" mean?
My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
Douche dick - what does it mean?
Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
Douche dick - meaning
1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...
b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
Douche dick - definition
Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.
“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”
“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”
Douche dick - slang
The male equivalent to "basic bitch."
Bobby: "What's up with that new guy?"
Dillon: "Oh, that guy? He's a douche dick."
Douche dick
A person so mean and rude you can't just call them a "duche" or "dick"
You: That guy took up two spots and then spilt his drink on half the people here.
Friend: What a douche-dick.
Douche dick
A combination of someone who is a total dick and a bit of a douche bag
That guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a total douche dick.
Douche dick
A person with both the qualities of a douche bag and also a dick.
Hey that guy wearing the pink shirt with the collar up is a real douche dick.