What is douche cock?

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

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Douche cock - what is it?

When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.

"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"

"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".

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What does "douche cock" mean?

A douche-cock-bastard is someone who ignorantly does things to you that really pisses the shit out of you.

That douche-cock-bastard drank the last beer without even asking....I was saving that for breakfast!

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Douche cock - what does it mean?

A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool

Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.

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Douche cock - meaning

n. 1). A person who best exemplifies the qualities of a douche bag and a cock - cock waste.
n. 2). A fucking moron, asshole.

"Why did you click submit on my online college application you fucking douche cock," Apollo explained.

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Douche cock - definition

A tool for probie firefighters to find on the fire truck. This pretend tool can also be used for plumbers, electricians, and builders. This tool gets the Probie or newbie out of the way for a few hours and it is funny when they ask others where the Douche Cock is.