Definder - what does the word mean?

What is doss?

A) Too be as tired as humanly possible whithout being asleep or B) to be fast asleep generally on a bus. - Note pronounciation of Dos expresses how tired you are.
therefore the louder the doSSEEEEDDD the more tired you are.

EG 1: Brice - Hey Kadish are you dossed?
Kadish - No Brice im not dossed no. im DOOSSEEEEEDDDD!!!!!

EG 2: (whilst in a World of Warcraft lan) - Hey Kadish we arn't Dossing for 3 days is that okay? - Sure it is.

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Doss - what is it?

The worst possible, most unlucky outcome of an act of chance (like rolling a die or drawing a number), usually due to chronic stupidity.

DM: Roll for 'directional skills.'
Player: *rolls a 1*
DM: Ha, you rolled a doss! You come back lost with your arm being gnawed on by a grizzly bear!

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What does "doss" mean?

To doss is to jerk your little meat flute off to the chilling sounds of your mom and and dad walking down the corridor hopefully away from the bathroom. Also used to make fun of people who don't know what it means. Frig. David Prendergast said this.

These dossers who tried to explain doss are so busy dossing that they don't know what doss means. Freaking Dossers. David prendergast is a huge dosser, btw.

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Doss - what does it mean?

One who is rude, obnoxious, or mean... Synonomous with loss or someone that is acting like an ass. Someone that is being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

You're such a doss!

90% of the human race is a bunch of dosses.

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Doss - meaning

From doss-house (homeless shelter); also dosser (filthy homeless guy). Doss = filthy smelly lousy.

Fuck off ya doss bastid.

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Doss - definition

Scottish term used in place of awesome, brilliant, fantastic or whatever.

"PMX are fuckin' doss man, ken?"

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Doss - slang

When a women gives a man oral sex. Usually very good oral sex.

1.) Ay bitch doss me.
2.) She gives the best doss.

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Doss

adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.

"Tam ya doss cunt get tae fuck"

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Doss

Depending on where in Scotland the term 'Doss' is used, determines what meaning is intended to be conveyed.

In Edinburgh for example, If Bob was to call his mate Tam a "Doss cunt", he would be using the term as an adjective to mean thick, useless, stupid.

However,

If the term 'doss' is used in Perthsire, Angus, and the North East, then it is generallt intended to mean...Ace, Fantastic, shit-hot, etc..

Edinburgh:
"git a fuckin haud o yersel ye doss cunt!"

Perthshire:
Did you see Liverpool in European Cup last night, that was pure doss!"

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Doss

(noun) An easy task or period of time.
Possibly derived from doddle.
(verb) To slack off.
(Orig. UK/ Ireland.)

That class was a doss.
He's been dossing all day.

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