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What is dick in mouth?
Noun: an insignificant, loud-mouth, jerk-off who totally fucks himself over every time he opens his big fucking mouth. To be more specific, someone who repeatedly slaps themselves in their own face with their own proverbial cock while at the same time ejaculating into their own eye socket, causing irritation not only to themselves, but also to everyone around them as well.
Example 1: "Don't be a dick mouth!"
Example 2: "What a dick mouth!"
Example 3: "Congratulations-you are not only stupid, but are also the king of all dick mouths!"
dick in mouth - video
Dick in mouth - what is it?
what ur girl gets after she just got through giving u a blow-jay.
Man 1: Yeah sometimes i can't even kiss my gf.
Man 2: Why is that?
Man 1: Because she usually has a case of dick-mouth.
What does "dick in mouth" mean?
When you wake up first thing in the morning and your mouth tastes like you have swollowed buckets of cum.
I didnt kiss my girlfriend in the morning in the morning cause she had Dick Mouth
Dick in mouth - what does it mean?
Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.
"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"
"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."
Dick in mouth - meaning
It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.
Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.
Dick in mouth - definition
A technique used to resuscitate a person (preferably a women) who has stopped breathing or fallen asleep, in which the rescuer inserts his penis into the victim's mouth area. A completely selfless act.
Jordan: "What are you doing?!"
Dave: "Oh, that bitch on the bed wasn't breathing, so I did the responsible thing and gave her some dick-to-mouth resuscitation."
Jordan: "Yup"
Dick in mouth - slang
Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.
Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .
Examlpe 2:
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .
Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.
Dick in mouth
"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"
"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"
Dick in mouth
When a female gives one male oral sex then right after shes done goes and kisses/makes out with another man. So basically it's kinda like the first guy's dick is in the second's mouth hence "dick-to-mouth".
She was in the room with Dan for quite sometime, then when she came out she was making out with Sean. I am willing to bet that Sean got some dick-to-mouth there.
Dick in mouth
Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth
“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”