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What is dick crazy?
Pretty straightforward. That moral your friends repeat over and over again when they tell you that you shouldn't have slept with that girl last night 'cause they knew she'd take shit too seriously.
Clarence: shit bruv that Jessica chick is all over me she won't get off of me man she's tagging me in all this relationship post bullshit, saving pics of me, telling her friends, texting me 24/7... what do I do?
Bob: bro idk lmao you bloody fuckin' had sex with her not me. you know what they say fam don't stick your dick in crazy.
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Dick crazy - what is it?
A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.
Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.
What does "dick crazy" mean?
A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.
Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Dick crazy - what does it mean?
1) When one's penis cause's a girl to become crazy with passionate dick lusting rage.
2) When one's girl becomes crazy after interaction with the d.
Why is your girl all crazy like that?
She's got the crazy dick syndrome.
Damn, your dick makes all the ladies crazy. Should stop sticking it in some many bitches.
Dick crazy - meaning
A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
Dick crazy - definition
When have sex with a girl and then she turns out to be completely crazy amd winds up dragging you into all kinds of drama.
Guy 1: "Dude, that girl is a complete nut job"
Guy 2: "I know! Word of advice man, don't stick your dick in crazy."
Dick crazy - slang
Never stick your dick in crazy ‘cause you might not get it back
If you need a crazy dick definition then it’s too late.
Dick crazy
When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.
Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!
Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?
Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...
Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.
Dick crazy
When a person is so focused on getting penis that he/she/they forgo all other responsibilities.
Sharon is so dick crazy that she ditches her friends and leaves her job early to hang out with Carlos.
Dick crazy
Dick crazy is when a person has sex with someone whom has a really good penis that become so crazy a lustful they either wind up in sex induced rage and become a whore or stalk the person who infected them with "dick crazy"
Jesus alissa, has become so dick crazy after darnell that she fucked the whole basketball team.