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What is desk pop?
When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.
Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.
desk pop - video
Desk pop - what is it?
As soon as she walked by I had a desk pop.
What does "desk pop" mean?
A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
Desk pop - what does it mean?
She passed by, then I had a desk-pop.
Desk pop - meaning
The act of masturbating at work or on the job. Most liking done in the privacy of the employee bathroom.
Person 1: Hey, can you cover for me, I need to run to the restroom.
Person 2: Gotta drop that deuce huh? Lol.
Person 1: No, it’s a “desk pop”.
Desk pop - definition
Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.
1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?
Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
Desk pop - slang
Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.
I pulled a desk pop while looting.
Desk pop
The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk.
I performed my first desk pop today.
Desk pop
The act of firing your weapon into the air while sitting down at your desk.
*gunshot*
Hoitz: SHOTS FIRED! What the hell are you doing?!
Gamble: I did my first Desk Pop! It's a real thing, right?
Hoitz: A deskpop?!?
Gamble: Yeah!
Hoitz: What are you, a moron?!?!