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What is Danger Wank?
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
Danger Wank - video
Danger Wank - what is it?
Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.
He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.
What does "Danger Wank" mean?
A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Danger Wank - what does it mean?
Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business
Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank
Danger Wank - meaning
The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!
Danger Wank - definition
Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
Danger Wank - slang
Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.
Examples of danger wank:
Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.
Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).
Danger Wank
Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.
Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'
Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........
Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
Danger Wank
Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.
The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.
***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***
"MUM!!! ...."
you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...
OR
On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.
go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy
Danger Wank
Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"