Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Masterbation?

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

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Masterbation - video


Masterbation - what is it?

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

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What does "Masterbation" mean?

Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

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Masterbation - what does it mean?

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

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Masterbation - meaning

To masturbate like a master

I masterbated really well yesterday.

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Masterbation - definition

When you put your penis between boobies

Brandon felt amazing when he first had the joy of Masterbation

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Masterbation - slang

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

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Masterbation

The art of making your peepee bigger by stroking it

Mom I won compitition for my nice masterbation

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Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion

I am a masterbation expert

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Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

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