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What is Woolworths?

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

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Woolworths - video


Woolworths - what is it?

An over priced grocery store on the outskirts of penrith ran by a selection of aggitated red headed people.

Kid: "Glenmore Park Woolworths sucks"
Mother: " I know son we will leave here in a minute if they open up a register instead of pretending to whipe down bench tops"

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What does "Woolworths" mean?

Someone who has a weak bladder (ie, has to pee more than is normal) is said to have a Woolworths bladder.
It refers to the fact that object bought from Woolworths are often cheap and shoddy.

Person 1: Is he going to the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, he has such a Woolworths bladder.

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Woolworths - what does it mean?

A super skinny girl with big blue eyes and brown or usually blonde hair. She is really hyper and is not shy at all. She usually only hangs out with like three or four of her friends. She has many funny qualities but can be mean at times.

Damn look how crazy hailey woolworth is!
holy shit hailey woolworth is halarious

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Woolworths - meaning

One of the only institutions where it's actually legal to make use of slave labour.

"Whoa! You worked 9 hours on a public holiday at Woolworths! How much did you get paid?"

"Get paid... You mean you're supposed to get paid for these things!"

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Woolworths - definition

Woolworths meaning 'well worth it' in ye old essexian language.

'I is woolworths innit blood'

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Woolworths - slang

The poor man's Coles

Murray: "We might have to pop into Woolworths, for some Home Brand delicacies"

Steve: "Fuck no. Let's go to Coles"

Murray: "BUT I ONLY HAVE A DOLLAR"

Steve: "Fair Enough"

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Woolworths

n; Woolworths, Safeway: "To work for minimum wage", "to get ripped off"
Related words: stingy, dictatorship.

Devo if you had to work till midnight for only $7.50 an hour.

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Woolworths

Nazi Dictatorship cleverly disguised as a super market, employs in excess of 145,000 clones. The Nazi Dictatorship also enforces a strict uniform policy as things such as nailpolish and ANY piercing other than lobes HAVE been known to kill/seriously injure people at random.

"Welcome to Woolworths worker 140,001, please leave all personality at the door"

"Hi i'm the opressive Human Recs manager for this store. Is that a lip piercing OMFG TAKE THAT OUT OMG IT COULD EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT PIERCINGS DO.. YES I KNOW THEY DON'T DETRACT FROM YOUR APPEARANCE OR ABILITY TO SERVE CUSTOMERS BUT IM A STUPID BITCH.. BLA BLA BLA"

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