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What is car crash?
An all too common occurrence in Brampton whereby Bramptonites stage car accidents for insurance scams.
“Jay was in another car crash yesterday.”
“Was it a real car crash or a Brampton Car Crash?”
car crash - video
Car crash - what is it?
Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos popular on youtube and tiktok that show dash cam footage of roblox blocky cars suffering violent accidents, such as running over NPCs or hitting other cars while shredding into pieces.
These videos are known for using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a strange comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny!
X: please leave me alone.
What does "car crash" mean?
A raging idiot who makes himself look cool in front of his "large" girlfriend by getting super angry when someone barely runs into his car and barely bends his license plate. After realizing the minimal damage, car crash guy seems happy, but he sees high school kids laughing at his idiocy and threatens them to look even more cool. The theory is that car crash guy got dumped shortly after. Also used as a verb for a person struggling to take off their hoodie or any other article of clothing.
1. "Look at car crash guy raging again, he just punched that 3 year old for crying" "Yeah that's the fifth time today"
2. "Dude, I wanted to fight that guy so bad, but I just couldn't get my hoodie off in time, he ran away as I was struggling with it" "haha man I can't believe you pulled a car crash guy like that"
Car crash - what does it mean?
conversation car crash, when two or more people are having an awkward conversation and go to speak at the same time, but it's so delightfully awkward that nobody can choose to speak next.
Adam: bloody weather it's
Dave: (same time) it's
Adam:...
Dave:...go on...
Adam: no it's ok, you go.
Dave: i was just-
Adam: huh?
Dave:...what a conversation car crash
Car crash - meaning
Any TV program that, like a recent car crash in the street, you know you shouldn't watch, you know you'll regret looking, but you just can't help yourself!
"The auditions section on that 'search for a star' reality TV show are proper Car Crash TV, aren't they?" Eurovision, Big Brother, Punk'd, any and all painfully uncomfortable reality shows.
Car crash - definition
A walking car crash usually applies to people who are just a complete mess but try to advise other people how to live their lives. These people are unaware that they're like this but for others around them or who know them it's like watching a car crash only it's a human. Yes Seán, of course it could be said 'human car crash' would be more fitting but 'walking car crash' SOUNDS BETTER TO ME, OK!?
"He said I should try this new medication."
"Sure he's a WALKING CAR CRASH why would you take advice from him??"
Car crash - slang
When you see a. Hella sexy person while u driving n (BAM SLAM) CAR CRASH
Daammm you see a sexy person next thang you know (Bam Slam) ur in a (CAR CRASH.)
Car crash
When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
Car crash
When some dumbass on his phone hits a duck on the A303 and swerves into the path of an oncoming lorry.
Whats the hold up?
Some dumb shit caused a car crash.
Car crash
When role playing inserting a car crash is a sure fire way to boost the fun factor by 100%. This has been adapted into the real world.
Amy: God, I'm so bored.
Alicia: CAR CRASH!