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What is death grip?
Two jacked men, white and black with allergies for shirts and their cool keyboard playing friend make the greatest music of all time whilst smoking copious amounts of amphetamines
“I was listening to Death Grips and now I’m so noided I can’t even open my webcam”
death grip - video
Death grip - what is it?
meme rap group formed by three homeless guys
Responsibility is cool, but there are more things in life, like getting your dick rode all fucking night. - Death Grips
What does "death grip" mean?
When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.
Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”
Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”
Death grip - what does it mean?
If while holding an iPhone 4, you cover up the black strip on the edge causing your signal strength to suddenly plummet.
Steve: Whoa did we just enter a tunnel or something? I have no signal
Jobs: Dude stop giving your phone the death grip.
Steve: Fucking iPhones
Death grip - meaning
Jerking off too much to the point that you can only cum from jerking off and nothing else
Person 1: "Dude, I heard bohdan has a death grip
Person 2: "That's sad, dude"
Death grip - definition
A non-medical condition, where a male who excessively masturbates develops callouses on his penis. The penis callouses begin to numb the penis head and causes the penis to become less sensitive to touch via genitals, mouth or hand.
The only known cure of this condition is to stop masturbating as often, to let the callouses face away on the penis.
Fred: Jeff enjoys whacking it too much, that sally can not even get him to cum anymore.
Alex: He's developed DEATH GRIP
Death grip - slang
Death Grips is an experimental hip-hop/metal group from Sacramento, California. The abrasive music has been described as "a bludgeoning stab of hostility that avoids being an overbearing mess," with vocalist MC Ride shouting over cold, bass-heavy beats.
"What up Chris?"
"Yeah man, what's going on with it?"
"You guys got this new Death Grips thing coming out here. IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YAH"
Death grip
1.) An experimental hiphop music group from California
2.) An aggressive, two handed, handjob often causing tears in the skin or losing circulation to the penis.
Guy1: I got Death Grips last night. Wasn’t really for me.
Guy2: Damn, your girl must have given you No Love Deep Web
Guy1: No it’s a rough handjob, my dick is still throbbing.
Guy2: Oh, I guess you got got.
Guy1: What.
Death grip
refers to an extremely tight or strong hold one has on a particular object
jeeZ! you've got a death grip on that bag of potato chips. CALM DOWN, and save some for the rest of us!
Death grip
When a male masturbates too often/with too hard of a grip, so that they are almost insensitive to anything other than masturbation. This includes even vaginal sex.
The only reason Christian lasted when having sex with the really tight girl was that he had given himself the death grip.