Definder - what does the word mean?

What is day-olds?

You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.

"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."

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Day-olds - what is it?

A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.

Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.

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What does "day-olds" mean?

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.

Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!

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Day-olds - what does it mean?

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex

My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!

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Day-olds - meaning

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

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Day-olds - definition

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

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Day-olds - slang

looks terrible,awful ,exhausted

He looked like day-old refries.

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Day-olds

1. Used to describe when something is out of fashion.

2. When you are totally completely over something.

"American Idol is getting more day old, if you ask me."

"Yeah, I'm so MDO Ryan Seacrest."

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Day-olds

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"

"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...

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Day-olds

Second day stubble, particularly in the pubic region.
(inspired by the actual term "day olds", referring to donuts/pastries baked on the previous day which are offered at extreme discount prices at Robin's Donuts and Tim Horton's)

"I don't mind that I didn't meet anyone worth hooking up with tonight; I've got day-olds anyway"

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