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What is dandelion?
To suck on and lick a man's penis. Proper technique includes synchronized fondling of the balls with the left hand and stroking of the dick with the right hand to the pace of mouth movement. When deep throating, begin to hum and moan, to produce desirable results. This will drive him crazy. When he does orgasm and begin to cum, swallow the milky ejaculate and lick it off of him.
What do you do to dandelions? Ponder that.
Girl: I'm going to give my boyfriend a dandelion for his birthday. *nudgenudgehinthint*
Friend: Congratulations! Be sure not to use your teeth.
Gymnast: Look! I'm so flexible I can give myself a dandelion!
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Dandelion - what is it?
She is the most beautiful girl you could meet she is a great friend she is loyal to the very end she is very kind and caring too people she truly loves she is smart and she has great style she’s gets all the attention from the boys
Ohhhh dandelion 😍❤️
What does "dandelion" mean?
The plant that spreads the most pollen because it comes apart so easily like soggy bread.
Person A: Does Cindy like Daniel?
Person B: Yea
Person A: Dandelion is true
Dandelion - what does it mean?
An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.
Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."
Dandelion - meaning
This is when a guy cums on a girls face then uses a blowdryer to make it dry quickly, then immediately follows with a golden shower giving it a yellow glowing effect similar to a dandelion weed.
I got no respect for that bitch, one date and I busted out the dandelion on her trick ass.
Dandelion - definition
used as substitute for the word FUCK.
also used as an expression.
person 1: what the dandelion are you talkin about bitch?!
bitch: *rolls her eyes*
Dandelion - slang
Term used to describe low-income, uneducated (stupid) people in large families, due to their rapid breeding and the volume of their ignorance "chocking out" other lives around them.
See Harvey Danger:
"Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv"
Also, see the movie, Idiocracy.
The average couple these days, they have one kid, maybe. That kid has one kid, and that kid has one kid. Three generations, total of three people. Those dandelions? They've got six kids. Those seeds have pretty much no chance. That family will fit in four generations in the time it takes the "average" folks to do three generations. Each of them will have six kids, who'll have six kids, who'll have six kids. That's one smart person for every 86 dandelion idiots in 60 years. We're so screwed.
Dandelion
The act of pinching someone's nostrils to cut off their air supply from their nose. At this point, the person will have to open their mouth to breathe. When this happens, the pincher urinates inside the unwillingly open mouth of the victim.
Yo, Dee gave Hilary a dandelion!
Dandelion
Somebody that is beautiful on the outside but bitter on the inside.
She's such a dandelion (ie:looks like a flower...but they're actually a weed)
Dandelion
someone who recieves an excess amount of head. a person that is constantly recieving blow-jobs
They call me dandelion because im always getting blown