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What is crushin?
One who crushes Russians, preferably sexually.
Andrew: What were you doing in that physics room?
Phil: Ummmm nothing...
Andrew: You were Russian Crushin!
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Crushin - what is it?
Is a term of art used to describe a methodology employed by the US Military in an effort to siphon out homosexuals from service in response to the apparent lack of success of federal statute 10 U.S.C. § 654, or more commonly referred to as the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy. If a male serving in any military branch is suspected of engaging in homosexual activity, they will be called before there superior officer and asked to crush softies with one of there peers. To "crush" the suspected gay will pull out his penis and press it against the penis of his crushing partner. The idea is that the male's penis will remain flaccid and non-erect when pressed against the other male's wiener if he straight, thus proving his true sexuality. However if his penis becomes erect (a boner), the male has failed the test, and undoubtedly likes to sex other males in the fanny, thus precluding him from further military service. (Other words/phrases synonymous with the test include: "the crush game", "bumpin' soft-dick", "hamin' sandies" and "Captain Crunchin"). A similar test has been used to target homosexual females, known as "crushin' tits", however results are generally understood as unreliable due to varying room temperatures and the fact that no one cares if hoes wanna scissor each other.
Soldier: "Lieutenant Nilbog I've got some serious news. Private Johnson just got walked in on making a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread and listening to Coldplay!"
Lieutenant: "Holy fuck. Go get Johnson immediately and bring him in here. You two are gonna be crushin' softies till we get to the bottom of this."
What does "crushin" mean?
When you secretly have a crush on someone and don't wanna tell anyone
I'm lowkey crushin on my friends brother but I'm scared to tell her😢
Crushin - what does it mean?
shoving your palms in a females vaginal cavity and ripping it apart. Once this feat is accomplished, you motorboat whatever is left of that beefcake!
Phil: "So how did u like the Crushinator I gave you last night?"
Martha: "It was pleasurable but my pussy is ripped to shreads!"
Crushin - meaning
When a person, place or thing is better then another person place or thing
"Damn those jordans are crushin shit"
"Damn that hoes thick, shes crushin every gurl in the club"
Crushin - definition
To consume extreme amounts of alcohol, intoxication at its finest, hard fast and serious pounding, To be the man, The most intoxicated, Blood Alcohol level exceeding legal death mark
Drunk Guy: CRUSHIN!!!!!!!!
Other Drunk Guy: CRUSHIN!!!!!!!
All the Drunk Guys:CRUSHIN!!!!
Lets CRUSH!!!!
Crushin - slang
Diggin someone's style in something.
I am really crushin on Sara's taste in music lately.
Crushin
To excel beyond all foreseen abilities. To wildly surpass any goal or expectation. Applicable to: school, women, men, video games, life.
Alex A: Yo, Alex, what did you get on that Chemistry exam?
Alex M: About a 99%.
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: Crushin' it.
Alex A: How about those biddies?
Alex M: They all be givin' me their numbas
Alex A: Crushin' it.
Alex M: My life.
Crushin
To be attracted to someone to the point of some excitment.
I'm crushin on him, bad.
Also, if it's not obvious already. I'm crushin.
Crushin
A cousin you find extremely attractive and wouldn't mind "tapping". Go incest.
"Man, too bad Ellie's my cousin because she's totally a crushin!"