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What is crumpeting?
1. noun - word to substitute for the effectionaty application of the word "cunt"
2. noun - a piece of ass.
3. noun - referring to a person in power that has the best intentions, but often fails miserably at everything they do. Usually preceded by the word "Captain"
1. I wouldn't mind filling her crumpet with a wad of my love honey.
2. Check out the crumpet on that walking spit roast.
3. If Captain crumpet doesn't start Stumpy Stu on the bench this game, I'm going to shove a stick up his ass and use him as a toilet brush.
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Crumpeting - what is it?
1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.
1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!
What does "crumpeting" mean?
a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try
my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent
Crumpeting - what does it mean?
A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.
This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.
"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"
Crumpeting - meaning
word to describe a good looking female
"she was a good bit of crumpet"
Crumpeting - definition
she's a nice bit of crumpet
Crumpeting - slang
A yeast and flour based breakfast food, featuring lots of holes. Nice with butter.
Would you like another crumpet, Jeeves?
Crumpeting
Brittish slang for a hot chick
There's a lovely bit of crumpet there...
Crumpeting
driving in the left side of the road in a way to mock British people
Freddy: Were you the one crumpeting on the news?
Person 2: Yeah, I hate British people.
Crumpeting
driving on the left side of the road to mock the British
Freddy: Have you guys been crumpeting recently?
Connor: Yes, I ran over 12 children.
Hunter: Me too, but they were milfs.