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What is fergus?
A ginger figget...
Get a fkn life
Fergus you ginger cunt get a fuckin life
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fergus - video
Fergus - what is it?
noun: a clearly masculine male who epitomises what it is to sport asymetrical, yet laerge, testicles.
"i heard his testicles are asymetrical, but apparantly the right makes up for the left and i would sure rather a fergus as captain then a weak-willy-will"
What does "fergus" mean?
Literally the most gorgeous man on the planet - without exception.
"You know, he's good looking but he's no Fergus!"
Fergus - what does it mean?
Fergus, often mistaken for Hercules and sometimes even Zeus, was the "Brad Pitt' of the Godly Universe.
Hercules: "Fergus, my brother, teach me how." (It is uncertain as to whether hercules and Fergus really were brothers or not. Most-likely not).
Fergus - meaning
1. Demigod: a person with great powers and abilities.
2. Devine Human-Being with Godlike features. ie. Chiseled jaw, blonde hair, blue eyes, defined abdominal muscles and broad-shoulders.
3. A masculine given name.
Meaning: "Of Manly Strength" and "virility"
Origin: Ireland, Mt. Olympus, 'The Heavens'.
Reference: Ancient Greek History, Gods Amongst Us, Irish Legend.
Quotes of Ancient Greek Literature as recalled by the U.S Department of History...
Aphrodite: "Fergus has the gift of all attraction, his creation fabricated through all things desireable in perfected balance and purified."
Zeus: "Fergus is the substance of Mount Olympus. He shall forever be part of what Olypian men are made of".
Hercules: "Fergus, my brother" Ref. Unknown.
Fergus - definition
It\\\'s if you\\\'re a man and you\\\'re wearing a tie, if the end section of the tie comes out of your fly.
Person 1:How did the interview go?
Person 2:OK
Person 1:Did you go to toilet after your interview?
Person 2:No, why?
Person 1:Cos\' you\'re having a fergus
Fergus - slang
when something comes out the wrong way
i just puked out my eye sockets aka a fergus
Fergus
i large fat animal like creature that is often considered to be a bully however is wrongly accused. he is always eating and if he goes more than 30 minutes without food he risks death.
that fat boy fergus asked me for a biscuit... what a bully
Fergus
noun: A large amount of crumbled or grated cheese.
I want a fergus of cheese on my tostada.
Fergus
a guy who you can fall hella in love with and never get over him no matter what has a big grin strong muscly body and actually cares about your feelings he loves to make everyone happy and falls in love very quickly doesn't like to communicate a lot but he can swept you off your feet with just 6 words
wow hes such a fergus
he swept me off my feet
i love you fergus <3
<3 j<3