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What is tostada?
That Tostada is an unfolded taco.
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tostada - video
Tostada - what is it?
Directly translates as, “son of the tostada”. Usually is said in replacement to son of a bitch.
Agripina: Pancracio, our son escaped again to go snort marijuana with the chusma next door.
Pancracio: Otra vez?!? I’m gonna beat ese hijo de la tostada if he doesn’t come home right now!!
What does "tostada" mean?
This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!
Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.
Tostada - what does it mean?
Start off giving the girl you're fucking an Abraham Lincoln, then spread her legs open (she must be on her period.) Once you have the bitch under control, take a deuce inside of her then resume vaginal intercourse. Once you bust a nut inside of the slut, force her to expell the Yankee Tostada from inside of her clam shell then dig in.
I gave that slut Nancy Grace a Yankee Tostada, the bitch asked for seconds when she finished. Come hungry leave happy I always say...
Tostada - meaning
Generally used when viewing porn or while your at a strip club. Refers to a woman's beaver - usually when it is a bit "meaty".
Check out that Beafy Tostada!
Tostada - definition
The shitty new CD by Greed Day!
Top with beans and cheese - then microwave!
Then feed that shit to your dog or your enemy.
Tostada - slang
-There is nothing going on over here on my side of town.
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-Bro, what are you up to?
-Nada Tostada Homie!
Tostada
The skinny nasty ass hispanic ugly female that is in the group of girls at a club.
Hey she's got glasses, bad acne, and weighs 50 pounds, but I'll still do her.
Nah man, she's a total tostada.
Tostada
A vagina that is Wider than it is Deep. The female form of Chode/Pud (depending on which word you use for a penis that is wider than it is long - like a can of tuna)
It gets difficult going balls deep on Jessica's tostada sometimes.
Tostada
The best item to order at Taco Bell. Its pretty cheap and is meatless!!! just beans, lettuce, cheese and taco sauce on a flat, corn, hard tortilla. oh yeah!!!
that tostada is really tasty!!!!