What is cream crackered?

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

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cream crackered - video

Cream crackered - what is it?

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

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What does "cream crackered" mean?

What you say before your flush someone down a toilet.

Sid: You won't mind if I get the bubbles going will ya?
Roddy: Don't do this! I can't swim!
Sid: (Pulls handle) Bon voyage me old cream cracker!

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Cream crackered - what does it mean?

It's where two men are carrying someone while fucking them in the ass, without a condom, and cumming inside.
(Hopefully you know what a Sugar Wafer looks like. or filling up a doughnut with something like mayonnaise or something)

Friend 1: Guess what I did with (Blank) the other day!
Friend 2: I'm scared what did you do
Friend 1: We cream crackered (sex edition) (Insert male/female name here).
Friend 2: W....what does that even mean??
Friend 1: It means you creampie someone in the ass while holding them up.
Friend 2: What is wrong with you two

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Cream crackered - meaning

Cream crackers are flat, usually salty buiscuits usually served with cheese. In other words, they are extremely boring. These crackers have a habit of appearing in your nightmares and announcing trivia, continued with the saying:" Isn't that interesting?"