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What is crapple?A contraction of the company "Apple" Inc. and the products that it clobbers together from preexisting off-the-shelf products made by other companies, otherwise known as "Crap". Question: Why doesn't crapple have any engineers? crapple - meme gifcrapple - videoCrapple - what is it?Crapple is an assortment of useless apps that is forced on users as part of new ios updates. The Apple i Watch icon on my iphone is useless as I don't have an apple watch. So I create a folder on my phone for this app and the rest of the crapple. What does "crapple" mean?A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better. I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer. Crapple - what does it mean?i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness. "ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!" Crapple - meaninga poo that is not coming out. (originated from the words crap and cripple) (on the phone) Crapple - definition"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said. Crapple - slangA word from Family guy... Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!! Crapple1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet. Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck! Crappleit's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener... I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!". CrappleAnother name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads. Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy? |
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