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What is snapple?
A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.
"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."
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snapple - video
Snapple - what is it?
My knees went weak at the sight of that bottle of Snapple.
What does "snapple" mean?
A result of the ass sphincter pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where low flow toilets are commonly found.
Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!
Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I snappled his finger off. Got his ring too!
Snapple - what does it mean?
Sperm, Jizz, what ever you want to call it
Guy: Dude, I blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*kin awesome!
Snapple - meaning
An alternative to soda that bills itself as "all natural" and "made from the best stuff on earth" but counts high fructose corn syrup as "natural"
All natural Snapple, hmm. High fructose corn syrup??
Snapple - definition
the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"
Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!
Snapple - slang
A tin apple for chemistry dorks.
-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"
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Snapple
A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!
Snapple
an infusion of Tin and Apple. Thus, SnApple
"Here, eat this snapple."
*bite* "Ow! what is this?"
"Why, it's an infusion of tin and apple."
Snapple
Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Damn that Snapple be fine, dawg, share me some!