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What is crab apple?

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .

Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"

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crab apple - video


Crab apple - what is it?

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

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What does "crab apple" mean?

Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet

The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom

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Crab apple - what does it mean?

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

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Crab apple - meaning

is something that is super wow and that blows your mind

"holy crab apple is a flying cow"

" holy crab apple did that just happen "

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Crab apple - definition

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!

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Crab apple - slang

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

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Crab apple

When you look like shit

I don't look good today I look like a crab apple

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Crab apple

Where a girl gets in the crab walk position and the male lays under her a inserts a apple in her anus. The male then eats the apple all the way down to the core.

Dude Mckenzie so crab appled that girl last nite!

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Crab apple

N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.

Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.

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