Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cotton pony?

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

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cotton pony - video


Cotton pony - what is it?

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

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What does "cotton pony" mean?

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

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Cotton pony - what does it mean?

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

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Cotton pony - meaning

having a period; menstruating.

better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.

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Cotton pony - definition

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

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Cotton pony - slang

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

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Cotton pony

A ladies sanitary product

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".

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Cotton pony

A tampon

Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?

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Cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

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