Definder - what does the word mean?

What is uterine?

The gap on a ute ( or pick up) between the cab and the tray where a man can piss (urinate).

I was busting for a piss so I pulled over on the side of the road and used the uterinal.

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Uterine - what is it?

an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.

Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!

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What does "uterine" mean?

The possibly-mythical anatomical organ that allows mothers and wives to find any lost object

Mom! Where's my homework? Use your Uterine Homing Device to find it! Or, Honey, I lost my car keys! Where are they. Turn on your Uterine Homing Device.

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Uterine - what does it mean?

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

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Uterine - meaning

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

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Uterine - definition

Logic used by women.

Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.

Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.

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Uterine - slang

A light, fluffy, baked cake made with egg yolks and beaten egg whites combined with various other ingredients, blended, and subsequently poured into a women's uterus.

Sara woke from her illegal drug induced coma and noticed Martha Stewart was under her pajamas eating a uterine souffle.

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Uterine

The female period. On the rag. Aunt Flo. Monthly bill.

Rachel has the uterine flush so won’t be getting any tonight.

Her uterine flush was leaking through her maxi into her new white jeans.

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Uterine

adj./ of minimal intelligence; lacking common sense or life experience; naive af, often followed by β€˜motherfucker’

No, you can’t microwave tin foil, you uterine motherfucker.

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Uterine

Uterine was the goddess of vaginal cannals, wombs and fertility. Her mortal enemy is sodomitrias who is the goddess of anal penetration, prison sex and parties on Navy war boats.

These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.

We are having problems falling pregnant not because of my small dick but because my wife has a deep uterine.

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