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What is constipating?
One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.
See greenblatt
Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.
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Constipating - what is it?
When you want to go poopy, dream about going poopy, and pray to go poopy, but your ass says otherwise...
antonym of diarrhea
constipation is not your friend =(
What does "constipating" mean?
The whole reason that laxitive companies make money.
The man was constipated so he took some laxitives and he crapped his brains out.
Constipating - what does it mean?
When you mentally have to go poopie, but you can't physically go poopie.
I gotta go pooooooooopie!!!!!!!
Constipating - meaning
Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".
Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.
Constipating - definition
When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit
John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated
Constipating - slang
The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!
In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
Constipating
The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
Constipating
Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Constipating
when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no
chips got constipation