What is collards?

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

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Collards - what is it?

skank ass soul food

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."

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What does "collards" mean?

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.

I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.

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Collards - what does it mean?

North Carolina expression. Refers to a woman's posterior.

"Shew doggy she's fine! I'd like to pack her collard hole!"

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Collards - meaning

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

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