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What is cock it up?
Rap a "fruit Roll-up" (the actual food) around your penis, and give a female to opportunity to perform oral sex on you.
I bet that Cock Roll-up tasted good last night
cock it up - video
Cock it up - what is it?
where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up
alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
What does "cock it up" mean?
when you lay on the ground and let your boner lift you up.
guy 1: wtf? get your lazy ass off the floor!
guy 2: i'm doing cock push-ups! give me a second and turn the porn back on!
Cock it up - what does it mean?
Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.
KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need
-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"
Cock it up - meaning
The Jamaican word that means aggressive sex, rough, sweaty sex.
Shane like to cock it up all the time till it hurt.
Cock it up - definition
A word used by Luis. Actual definition TBA.
Other variations of the word: Cock him up, cock her up
Hey that bitch is looking at you; cock her up!
Cock it up - slang
A word used on band trips when people get on your damn nerves and you want them to shut the hell up. Syn: Put a cock in it.
Hey how about yall cock it up and go to sleep.
Cock it up
To screw something up so majorly that it is analogous to the ill-fated Gamer's Edge.
Wow, way to cock it up like Gamer's Edge.
Cock it up
-Term used by Grace's mother on the series "Will and Grace" in the episode where Grace eloped with her boyfriend.
-Means don't screw a good thing up.
Ex1: You're already the favorite for the promotion, don't cock it up by pushing your boss for more vacation time just before the promotion decision is made.
Cock it up
to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)
Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"