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What is clandestine?
An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.
Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.
If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.
Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!
Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.
Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!
Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.
Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.
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Clandestine - what is it?
Clandestine was the 1991 album of Death Metal legends Entombed! It was a groundbreaking record in the Swedish Death Metal movement and one of the most acclaimed Death Metal albums in general to date. Together with Left Hand Path it was one of Entombed's finest work! Fuck the other definitions Urban Dictionary gave you, this is the only one that matters!
Person 1: Have you heard Clandestine by Entombed yet?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I have! I've been playing Sinners Bleed on repeat all day! Shit is cash!
What does "clandestine" mean?
when one badly wants to go shopping at Clandestine Industries. you so badly want to go, whenever you see something that has anything to do with Clandestine, you flip.
"LOOK! ITS THE BARTSKULL! AAHHH! CLANDESTINE!"
"I want the stay gold hoodie so bad, i think im coming down with clandestinitis"
Clandestine - what does it mean?
a secret place where lovers meet; a secret place for other purposes.
The lovers' clandestination was, in the final analysis, busted.
Clandestine - meaning
Kept or done in secret, often in order to conceal an illicit or improper purpose
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Clandestine - definition
A small type of fish often found looking mournfully out of windows.
look at that mournful fish looking out of that window
Clandestine - slang
A name of a secretive heart breaking exotic dancer.
Did you see clandestine, she totaly into me. I know her boyfriend is here but I think we had a real conection.
Clandestine
(n)1 a never deciphered 8-minute short film mystery heavy in symbolism created by the band AFI released on a rare special edition of the 2003 album "Sing the Sorrow."
(n)2 a constant source of torment for AFI fans
(n)3 the commonly used title for the rare special edition of AFI's album "Sing the Sorrow," but not the actual title of the edition or album.
(adj) misused adjective among AFI fans meaning to be sneaky and cryptic intentionally, not the proper definition of the normal adjective "clandestine."
Note: in reference to AFI, always capitalized even when used mid-sentence of as an adjective. See examples.
(n)1,2 Trying to figure out Clandestine gave me a headache; (n)3 I just got a copy of Clandestine for under a hundred bucks on ebay!; (adj) That's very Clandestine of you.
Clandestine
1. a clothing line created by pete wetnz
2. a secret or illicit plan
wow, ur clandestine shirt is off of the freaking hook.
Clandestine
1. Something done in secret
2. Clothing label by Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy.
"omgeee your clan (clandestine) jack (jacket) is the sexxx"