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What is chorizo?
When a man has a herpy lumpy penis that looks like a Payday, and decides to "raw dog" a girl in the rear.
Girl goes home with an attractive young man from the bar and doesnt understand why they cant have sex with the lights on, or why she cant give hime head......It's because he's planning to put the Dirty Chorizo into effect. And all she feels is that lumpy payday, and thinks oh shit.
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Chorizo - what is it?
The act of GIVING IT TO (sexual relations) a woman with much gusto and in a sense not having sex, but BECOMING sex, where passion outweighs logic. ---It is generally meant to be a term of amorous quality as it applies to banging a hot chick, but could extend to a generic term before someone gets freaky/naughty even if/when between two gays, or a straight male experimenting with Taboo Wonders (i.e. "Shemales"). The key element is that one must be the owner of a genetic cock, and does not apply to Lesbians with strap on dildos.
Tom: "DAMN! Svetlana sure is hot."
Chris: "She sure is. I'd toss her salad and give her the Chorizo Thundercrack. PROPER!"
What does "chorizo" mean?
is a way of saying to someone that their breath smells like chorizo or sausage, usually because they like to give out alot of blow jobs
Hey Chorizo breath....lay off the sausage guey
Chorizo - what does it mean?
Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.
Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?
Chorizo - meaning
Chorizo is an amazing Mexican food! Also it can be an amazing nickname. I’ve been called this my whole life and it is still the biggest compliment that I have ever received.
Yoooo, it’s Chorizo!!
Chorizo - definition
Visible pubic hair above a man's underwear line—companion to "taco meat" on the chest.
Man, Stuart is showing a lot of chorizo today. I'll bet his shit is spicy!
Chorizo - slang
This word is used in Spain and Argentina, it can be called the penis.
its mostly used in argentina because they have a barbaque with family every sunday and its a type of meat
you have a huge chorizo.
this chorizo was really good.
Chorizo
Someone who is trying to upstage another, or is very flagrant in the attempt to show themselves off, or someone who exaggerates a lot
1) Hey Fred your neighbor just put up more lights than you, what a chorizo!
2)Look Frankie is wearing that skin tight leather suit he's such a chorizo
3)Hey that's Frankie's new girlfriend. He said she was hot, but she's tore up, he's such a chorizo
Chorizo
Greasy sausage mostly cooked by mexicans. Also used as a derogatory term for mexicans who want to get white girls attention.
Mexican: Hey Heather my chorizo needs a friend.
Heather: Whats a chrizo???
Chorizo
1. a spicy mexican sausage
2. spanish synonym for dick
1. ¿so, was your chorizo good?
2. ¡That mexican had a chorizo the size of a small fetus!