What is chodie?

The most awesome guy in the world. A tribute to the male gender and all humankind. All other "definitions" were invented out of petty jealousy and spite, mostly by men whose women left them for a chance with a Chody. Most women can hardly describe their experience with Chody other than they felt as if they were closer to God.

"I love Chody"
"I left my boyfriend for a real Chody"
"Did you? I left my girlfriend and turned strait for a Chody!"
"Charlie's parents should have named him Chody because he is amazing!"

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Chodie - what is it?

A penis that is wider in girth than it is in length.

Frank couldn't insert his chodis through the glory hole.

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What does "chodie" mean?

A fatass redheaded bitch who chaunces and fucks like a dead blow-up doll.

Dude, Ryan, that chodi bitch rams like my poketpussy -but my poketpussy is at least tight. That DAB is fuckin' burnt.

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Chodie - what does it mean?

A guy with a chode

A nickname for a guy with a chode or small penis

Nikki: so how was your night with drew?

Kelly: drew? you mean chody. I was about to give head then saw his chode. so I had to end our hook up and made up some lame excuse

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Chodie - meaning

Adjective;

Describing a person who is oblivious and optimistic about the most mediocre circumstances.

Coworker: "Boy, I'm fired up about cranking out this paperwork today! Can we just get this day started already?!"

Me: "It's unreal how chodie you are."

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