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What is chocolate box?
A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
chocolate box - video
Chocolate box - what is it?
1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
What does "chocolate box" mean?
Someone who raids chocolate boxes. ie. someone who likes to pack fudge fudge packer, punch donut-holes, or who is otherwise a leatherclad tail-gunner.
What out Jimmy, here comes uncle chocolate box raider, wanna play trains and tunnels?
Chocolate box - what does it mean?
To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea
Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
Chocolate box - meaning
1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
Chocolate box - definition
a five-some with four black men and one white woman in the middle.
"did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!"
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."
Chocolate box - slang
A person (male or female) who is not only good-looking, but charming as well.
Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.
Chocolate box
Anal orifice, esp. that of an attractive female.
After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.