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What is charver?

Serious illness from the north-east of england, symptoms include:
Burghaus and/or peter storm clothing
large ear-rings
large fringe
rockport shoes
smoking and/or drinking
come in large heards
harrasing
little or no common sense or intellagence
young motherhood
generly annoying
own accent and language

lets gan (go) down the shop for some scran (alcohol)and tabs (ciggeretes)

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Charver - what is it?

in my opinion there are 2 main species in this world male and female, then theres charvers, the average chaver, insists on listening to sean-paul and techno music- the girls put there make-up on with an ice cream scoop, the boys put a tub of superdrug value on there hardle-non-existant hair- they walk like they have piles- they never have heard of contraception as they got kicked out of school when they were 8 and took a building corse , were they learn to cement bricks together, so by the time there 12 theyve produced a herd of offspring-when they have there children they dress them like a clone of there parents in fake burberry, burberry in general is tacky enough, and addidas trainers, with plated 'gold' earings that look more like bracelets with hiddeuos patterns fashioned around the edges-they hang around on street corners drinking shoving a fag down there babys mouth and shout at passers-by.

go to ur nearest bus-shelter and shout names such as brtiney-casey-jade or mercedes

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What does "charver" mean?

The example given in #31 should be enough proof as to the intellect of the typical chav. They can't spell, nor can they speak in a fashion that is understandable to anyone else but a charver. However, the male variety are proficient in getting stinkin' pissed every day of the week, and the female is likely to breed like rabbits before they reach the ripe old age of 16, and are typically on the public dole. They think they are tough, but they are instead ridiculous. The dregs of society. Monkeys that fling feces at a zoo are better mannered.

Charv: Lenz a tab, ay?
Human: What?
Charv: A fag, m8!
Human: I am not your mate, and I suspect you could afford your own cigarettes if you were intelligent enough to acquire even a part-time job. Sod off!
Charv: Fook off, cunt!

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Charver - what does it mean?

see charva

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Charver - meaning

Step 1: Read "The Rats" by James Herbert".

Step 2: Instead of filthy, plague carrying rodents, picture them as filthy, plague carrying vermin wearing burberry caps and lots of fake gold.

Step 3: Realise that "Rats", is a prophetic work.

There were reports of streets overrun with Charvers, spreading disease and destroying everything they touched.

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Charver - definition

Another word for chav but used mainly in the north east of England, particularly Newcastle.

They can be identified by many things including:

-Berghaus coats
-Stripy jumpers, Fred Perry and Henri Lloyd ones in particluar
-Adidas tracksuit bottoms with white socks over them
-Rockport boots
-Nike air max trainers
-Lacoste tracksuits

They tend to smoke and drink alot, usually drinking Sweaty/Lambrusco (A £1 wine) for the girls and cans of Fosters for the boys.

They listen to rave music, paticualarly makina with mc-ing over it, known as New Monkey. They will often go to a club in Sunderland called The New Monkey where they listen to these MC's, the most famous being MC Stompin, here they will take lots of pills and get wasted, proceed to the chillout room and get stone on tac (cheap cannabis resin)

They live on benefits or if there lucky McDonalds income.

They engage in underage sex and the females will often have kids by the age of 14.

They swear alot and use there own type of language.

Look at them charvers outside the off license.

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Charver - slang

Found in the north-east of the UK in Newcastle. Typically hang around street corners shouting abuse at people and smoking ciggarettes. Wear burghaus coats and rockport shoes and the famous stripy jumpers. The females like to spend ridiculous amounts of hairspray on their fringes. The scum of Newcastle. They use such phrases as: "Well aye" "I'm gaan ken to get some scran" "Here man you c*nt!" They always fiercly deny their charver-ism. I don't blame them.

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Charver

Travelling Showmans term to have sex with someone.
May have a romany background.

I charvered her last night.
I wouldnt mind charvering her.

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Charver

a group of idiots from the north east of england, who hang around in crews of around 30 to give a combined IQ of 2.5 they wear fake everything. I think the girls hair is fake. They have around 7 offspring in their lifetime often with assorted fathers. Nobody likes these bastards.

How man fuck off man y' steroid takin freak d'ya want us to show ya how radge i can get.
English:I'd watch it if i was you do you want a demo of my mental unstableness.
Watch ya back dazza he's skivved up
English:proceed with caution darren he appears to have a weapon.

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Charver

See also charva.
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense. The common charver hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette smoke.
The charver reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver will have many mates during it's lifetime.
Charver pastimes include smoking, scaring old people, and bullying young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver will turn on it's own kind.

No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.

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