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What is chap stick?
On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.
It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?
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Chap stick - what is it?
A female who is bi-sexual or still sexually confused but will only 'make out' with the opposite sex. Usually they can be characterized as a 'lipstick lesbian' meaning they look and act very feminine. Many times, a chap-stick lesbian will only display homosexual behavior for shock value or to impress her peers.
Guy 1: "Dude, Sarah is so hot"
Guy 2: "Is she only into chicks now or what?"
Guy 3: "Naw, she's a chap-stick lesbian, go talk to her"
What does "chap stick" mean?
When the surrounding environment becomes so cold that one's penis shrinks to an extraordinarily small size (or possible inversion in severe cases!)
Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.
May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'
May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.
One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.
Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.
a.k.a. artic pecker
Mum! Mum! I've got chilly chap stick and my new girlfriend's coming round in 5 minutes!! Quick, what do i do?!!
Chap stick - what does it mean?
Male Version: A Large Penis with a Sweet Musky Smell
Alternate: A Large Penis that is red due to heavy stimulation
"I held his Cherry Chap-stick to my nose, the smell hypnotizing me"
Alternate: "His Cherry Chap-stick looked ready to burst as I started to suck it"
Chap stick - meaning
After a weekend of many sexual encounters, what your man stick looks like on Monday.
Man, I had so much sex on the weekend I got "Chapped Stick"!
Chap stick - definition
1. Stick of moisturising capabilities used by those whose lips are adverse to "chapping" in cold conditions.
2. The middle wicket of a gentleman, which has lip moisturising capabilities if used accordingly.
"Windy isn't it honey?" remarked Terry, "here, use my chap stick, don't want you drying up."
Chap stick - slang
Chap-sticking involves the act of taking out a man's phallus, and rubbing it around a woman's vaginal lips; similar to the act of applying chap stick on to one's dry lips.
Chap-sticking is primarily utilized as a coercion technique to covertly advance to insertion. It also serves as an evasive technique to avoid the question of contraceptives such as a condom.
Example 1: "Hey Keenan, did you have sex with that girl from the party?"
"Yeah, Steven told me about a great technique called chap-sticking. She didn't even notice till it was already too late."
Example 2: "Dude, how did you get out of using a condom?"
"I chap-sticked her and slid it in while she wasn't paying attention."
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a term to mean that means idiot
i have been such a chap stick.