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What is woolly?
A person who meets with others for random acts of wool use, consumption of refreshments and putting the world to rights.
The woolly cottagers will meet on Old Maid's Day for an afternoon of crochet,knitting, chatting and plotting.
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Woolly - what is it?
The act of having intercourse with a sheep whilst wearing a condom then, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed leaving the condom inside and the remaining semen is sucked from the condom while it remains inside the sheep, much a like a frube yoghurt.
Wow did you see the backside on that ewe? Iād give that a woolly frube any day!
What does "woolly" mean?
The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
Woolly - what does it mean?
When your teeth are so dirty they feel like they are wearing sweaters. Woolly tooth sweaters.
"I think that guy has woolly dentata. His teeth look furry."
Woolly - meaning
Woolly thinking. This is the art of thinking with your head full of clouds. Not "Clear" thoughts, but rather those done through the mist of not concentrating on what you are doing, and if you had the time to think clearly, you would realize that what you are doing is just plain daft
Woolly Thinking
Sawing a branch off a tree whilst sitting ON that branch
Thinking "Autocruise" drives the car for you
Anyone who has read the website dedicated to "Darwin Awards" will know tha many of them wernt thinking straight..
Woolly - definition
1. Common name of the Australian native plant species 'Adenanthos sericeus'
2. Expansive growth of hair; in an area thats best kept bare.
I bet she has the biggest baddest woolly bush; Im scared, I need to be held.
Damn girl; there aint no way Im going down there till you have mowed the lawn.
Bogan #1: Dude, she looks woolly.
Bogan #2: Yep, sure is.
Bogan #3: No way dude, you didnt. That is so luke warm.
Bogan #2: Ive been exploring that for the last couple of weeks. Didnt your mother ask where I was?
Bogan #1: Too funny dude; he's been in your mums hot knickers again
Bogan #3: Bite me. Have you found any treasure in there?
Bogan #2: Sorry dude; I was miles away, thinking about your mums hot knickers again. No treasure, but I did catch a shitload of crabs and its wall to wall scrot-rot down there.
All bogans together: mmm... woolly bush
Woolly - slang
A sexy man named after what he loves the most, andjwho all the ladies pine after because he's so fit and funny
That man is Woolly, because he's so sexy, but he's attracted to sheep
Woolly
A type of fur-suit used within the furry community that is made of wool. Those who wear these suits refer to themselves as woollies. Dominant male woollies sometimes refer to themselves as Woollie Mammoths.
Female 1: The new kid is so cute!
Female 2: He is so out of your league, I hear he is a woollie!
Woolly
making up a bad word
that slut did a woolly and put it on urban dict.
Woolly
1. Refering to a piece of writing that has been fleshed out, where the writer/author has rambled about the subject matter.
2. Sheep are covered in wool, and are therefore woolly.
"Mr X, This is far too woolly..."