Definder - what does the word mean?

What is chaired?

A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty

Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.

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Chaired - what is it?

When you’re either very fucked up or super tired, to the point where you gotta take a seat

Chad: Did you see how much Brad drank last night?
Thad: Yeah, dude was chaired.

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What does "chaired" mean?

a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."

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Chaired - what does it mean?

a fun sized couch

fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.

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Chaired - meaning

when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas

"why is the chair talking?"

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Chaired - definition

A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire

Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.

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Chaired - slang

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.

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Chaired

The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.

"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."

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Chaired

When you're sat outside on a mouldy old chair, just trying to get down with that goth silence, it takes 30 minutes to open the back door, and you can't remember how to stop the world from spinning.

"Dude... So totally chaired man"

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Chaired

When you are given a 'new' & 'better' office chair, and forced to use it because it's new. See also; "If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

Authority, "You can put your ass in the chair or the chair can go in yer ass, shlub."
Poor Shlub, "Fuck, I got chaired."

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