Definder - what does the word mean?

What is utensil?

A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.

My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.

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Utensil - what is it?

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.


twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

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What does "utensil" mean?

The thing i am lacking in school

Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it

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Utensil - what does it mean?

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

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Utensil - meaning

Instruments used for the art of fencing.

Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!

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Utensil - definition

A pencil you dumb f**k

Pass me that writing utensil

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Utensil - slang

when males and females lie together all facing the same way
type 1: clothed
type 2: unclothed

The other day my boyfriend and i were utensiling.

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Utensil

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!

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Utensil

A box, space in cabinets or enclosure where you keep all the utensils which are used once in a year, yet you need them for those "just in case" moments. For example A Potjie (spelled PoyKee is a cast iron pot from South Africa which deserves to go inside a Utensilator.


" Joey ! Can you put away this "potjie" back in the Utensilator please"

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Utensil

n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

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