What is cets?

cash+wet
in basketball when your shot is both cash and wet

Joe has been cet all night he hasn't missed a shot yet

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cets - video

Cets - what is it?

to pet a cat or to rape a cat

Hey, I just cet that cat!

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What does "cets" mean?

Short for Lorcet which is a painpill.

Don't be Joey Cet all the time you are such a druggie.

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Cets - what does it mean?

a retarded fucking cat

"Hai wanna se cet

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Cets - meaning

short for Lorcet. a pain pill consisting of 10 mg of hydrocodone and 650 mg of acetaminophen.

I'm fiending for some cets.

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Cets - definition

Short for Central European Time.

It's +1 (London is 0), so it's 1 hour later in all of Europe, eccept for the UK where there's no CET.

It's 2 P.m. CET, so it's 1 P.m. in the UK.

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Cets - slang

Opposite of bet for crips

Brandon: Bet dub
Chris:Cet dub

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Cets

1. A place where embittered and unhelpful wastes of time work, telling you how to get a shitty job and deny you the opportunity to work where you want. This ignores the fact that they were on a course there and had no chance of getting a job themselves, so decided to work there and generally take out their frustrations on the poor sods stuck there.

2. Home of most New Deal courses, unemployable chavs and bigots, and an overhanging sense of despair.

"For the next six months you will be placed at the nearest CETS Centre and patronised until you can't be fucked to play along, while surrounded by ignorance on a scale not seen since the last BNP conference." (paraphrased, of course)

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Cets

a place where particularly stupid chavs and bigots go to express their equaly stupid view. see new deal

oh no they've sent me to cets.

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Cets

Used for Percocets or Lorcets.

I'm gettin' 30 cets tomorrow, you want to buy some?

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