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What is carjack?When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone. I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking. carjack - meme gifcarjack - videoCarjack - what is it?You spot a guy drinking a Guinness. When he is close to halfway finished with the drink, you go up to the bar next to the person, order a small shot of Baileys and Jameson, drop your shot glass into his glass, shoot it, and walk away. Guy drinking a pint of Guinness: "What the hell was the that about?!!!" What does "carjack" mean?A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car. "hey Jerry my car was stolen" Carjack - what does it mean?Jacking off on someone's car door handle who you don't like. Not doing it in public is the ideal method to avoid getting arrested. Ralphy put Scotty under the bus with the feminist's so Scotty gave Ralphy a Colac Carjacking. Now Ralphy has Scotty's jizz all over his hand at work. Carjack - meaningHow a black gets a new automobile Rufus carjacked himself a new Camry. Carjack - definitionThe act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle. Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick! Carjack - slangGetting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you CarjackA man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill. Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments. CarjackWhen your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing. "Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked." Carjackwhen you put both your fists in a girls vagina and asshole "I carjacked Carolyn lastnight, shes definately been carjacked before." |
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