Definder - what does the word mean?

What is cardio?

The cardio work out guys do at the gym to suppossedly get the blood flowing and burn calories before they lift. Its purpose is to burn off the massive Fuddrucker's hamburger from the night before, yet, cardio party rarely surpasses 30 minutes or 100 burned calories. Its name is derived from the ever popular Mario Party.

"Alright, its time for some cardio party" he utters as he moves toward the treadmill to commence his 5 minute jog.

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Cardio - what is it?

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

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What does "cardio" mean?

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

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Cardio - what does it mean?

A man who tells everyone he goes to the gym, but in reality all he does is run. No weights are allowed in a Cardio Chris.

Karen: I heard John goes to the gym now

Terry: Na he is just a Cardio Chris

Karen: oh...

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Cardio - meaning

a fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.

Dr. Swole pwned that cardio bunny on the elliptical.

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Cardio - definition

Cocaine

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.

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Cardio - slang

Masturbation... Stimulation of ones own genatalia for the sole purpose of releasing seamen and stress away into the great beyond that is ones own sock.

Cardio...Cardio...CARDIO!!!! Hmmmm.... This sock may need washing, but its probably good for another run.

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Cardio

A girl who is sexy, fit and buff. One of extreme beauty that she has to be good at everything including cardio

shes bare cardio man
ye bruv i love cardio girls

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Cardio

A veiled reference to the act of snorting cocaine.

Yo you wanna go do some cardio?

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Cardio

a makeout session which is intense enough to be a physical workout. The connotation alludes to a hookup, but the word can also used in the context of a relationship.

Dude I got some awesome cardio in yesterday!

It was a date at the movies; of course there was some cardio!

So Nicole, did you get any cardio in on after school on Friday?

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