What is capsize?

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

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Capsize - what is it?

When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.

My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize

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What does "capsize" mean?

When you turn someone over and place

your face in between the cheeks of someone's ass, and motorboat their ass.

Rickey thought Candie had a nice ass. He said he was a "Super Freak" and asked Candie if he could put his face in between her ass cheeks, and preform a Capsized Motorboat?

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