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What is cactuses?
The act of taking a little prick out of you.
Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.
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Cactuses - what is it?
When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.
Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...
What does "cactuses" mean?
When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.
This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!
Cactuses - what does it mean?
masturbation at its finest. With or wittout artifical lube.
Jim likes to use astroglide while cactusing
Cactuses - meaning
going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds
Hey, are you cactusing tonight?
Cactuses - definition
Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.
I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.
Cactuses - slang
The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.
This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus
Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!
Cactuses
The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.
Please go and stroke my cactuses for me
Cactuses
A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.
Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.
Cactuses
To be completely sauced out of your mind.
Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.
" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris